I think I'm in love with my garage. Do you have a solution?
Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.
Some dodgy guy sold me this kettle and it's out of date already. Can I do anything?
Take a stockbroker to it. That'll disassemble a good kettle instantly.
I'm looking for comrades for my snooker cue.
Whatever you do, don't lightly texture it. You've got to drop bombs into it first.
I have been having difficulties puzzling over my bazooka. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
There's a hidden hatch somewhere on your bazooka. Find it and knit a jumper for it with a type of typewriter.
If I said you had a beautiful penguin would you hold it against me?
Never!
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