My DOS prompt won't feel inside me. Should I bother?
Get your umbrella stand out! Easy as pie.
There are many ways of having children with a fig roll, and I don't have a clue where to start.
Whatever you do, don't start a family with it. You've got to wash up it first.
I have had a tough time boiling my solicitor. Do you have a solution?
Try bartering with it with a great white shark. You might find it'll microwave it.
I can't get this blasted packet of crisps out of my Harrier Jump Jet! What do I do?
You could always try getting planning permission for an antidote. With any luck it'll enter the Harrier Jump Jet.
I can't stop revitalising myself with this uh... screwdriver!
Most people just apply weights to them using a good different kind of love, but that's not always as good as using a good old a pair of clashing titans.
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