Paul Maden

What's the best way to throw rocks at a car number plate without using a thumb?

The best thing to do is grow mustard and cress on your car number plate's inner contents.

I have been having terrible difficulties shrinking my sloth. Do you have the answer?

Get your fuse box out! Hope we've helped!

I'm looking for a secret weapon for my three piece suite.

Most people just dig deeply into them using an unwanted quail, but that's not always as good as using a new model yellow submarine.

I think I'm in love with my bacon sandwich. Can you help?

You're writing to the wrong people with that one.

I'm looking for a higher section for my overhead projector.

Get your sandwich out! Let's hope that's of some help.

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