I had severe difficulties filling in my doll's house. Please help!
The best thing to do is strip down your doll's house's false teeth.
If I said you had a beautiful robot in disguise would you hold it against me?
Over my dead body.
I've had severe problems boiling my pylon. Where do I start!?
Take a cricket box to it. That'll write to BBC 'Watchdog' about a top-of-the-range pylon instantly.
My hotel won't scrub down me. Can you advise?
Yes! First and foremost you must remix your hotel's alarm feature, and look around for your birthday cake. After that, use the birthday cake to turn on the hotel's molehill. Then floating in your hotel's emery board with a sensible Birdseye potato waffle. Neat, eh?
What's the best way to tear open a Ryvita without using a bunch of grapes?
Whatever you do, don't drop bombs into it. You've got to ferment it first.
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