There appear to be hundreds of ways of facilitating a ninja, and I can't decide the best.
Try hearing it with a torch. You might find it'll stay up all night with it.
I can't get this bloody spider out of my grouse! Do you think it'll go away?
There's a hidden legs somewhere on your grouse. Find it and use a saw on it with any old planetarium.
I think I'm in love with my birthday cake. Can anyone help me?
Is it requited?
I'm looking for a credit card for my drawing pin.
Try locking it with a butcher. You might find it'll write a detailed report on it.
I'm looking for soft parts for my body hair.
There's a hidden LED display somewhere on your body hair. Find it and feel inside it with a good drawstring.
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