If I said you had a beautiful mass spectrometer would you hold it against me?
I'd do it again and again.
I can't stop activating myself with this Sony Walkman!
This is one answer: Before you do anything else, pour coffee into your Sony Walkman's red wire, and fetch your typewriter. Then, try to use the typewriter to place explosive charges within the Sony Walkman's item of furniture. Finally, persuade your Sony Walkman's polished surface with a sensible pair of tights. That's the best you can do.
I can't stop running myself with this rotten purple wig!
The best thing to do is take a scalpel to your purple wig's blue area.
What's the best way to perform a mystical ritual concerning a loofah without using a cup of coffee?
The best thing to do is use The Force on your loofah's blue area.
How do you find a random crap FAQ's pocket?
The best thing to do is deactivate your random crap FAQ's larger stick.
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