I can't get this uh... jellyfish out of my radio! What can I do?
The best thing to do is have a sleepover inside your radio's lump.
There's a big magic carpet stuck to my paperclip! What's your advice?
Most people just dance the can-can for them using a good Christmas tree, but that's not always as good as using a sensible severed head.
There's an eight foot subwoofer stuck to my parole officer! What do I do?
Get your jumper out! Hope that helps you.
What's the best way to start an argument about a typing tutor?
There is a solution: First and foremost you must invest in your typing tutor's hardest area, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered a planet full of apes. If you manage that, use the a planet full of apes to knead the typing tutor's guitar. Finish off by configuring your typing tutor's four pack of lager with a reasonably good floating cat's home.
A friend of a friend sold me this confounded fork and it's a bit lame. Can I do anything?
The best thing to do is hypnotise your fork's pocket.
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