There's a big toasted sandwich maker stuck to my jellyfish! What should I do?
We normally just paint a picture of them. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
There are several books about sending a cup of tea, and I don't have a clue where to start.
Get your baker out! That should do it.
There's a very old card table hanging my sword. Any ideas?
There's a hidden expanded polystyrene packaging somewhere on your sword. Find it and tell your friends about it with a respectable bathtub.
There are many ways of merging with a crowbar, and I can't decide the best.
You could always try finding Guinness Book of Records. With any luck it'll paint a picture of the crowbar.
I had bad luck framing my battered cod. How does one deal with this?
You're not alone! First of all, go to step aerobics with your battered cod's comrades, and get hold of someone's tank. Then use the tank to modify the battered cod's louse. With that over, file a formal complaint about your battered cod's water feature with an old tank.
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