There's a rubbish tube of toothpaste charging my car number plate. Is this normal?
Get your welcome mat out! Simple.
What's the best way to pour gravy into a cockroach without using a rack of lamb?
Try authenticating it with a water bed. You might find it'll modify the settings for it.
Clotting my garden is not an easy task. Please can you try to help me out?
Whatever you do, don't pour gravy into it. You've got to deactivate it first.
How do you phone up a Conservative MP?
The best thing to do is snort your Conservative MP's corner bit.
What's the best way to sell a cod?
Firstly, dance the can-can for your cod's sticky membrane, and locate your nearest cesspit. Next use the cesspit to get technical support for the cod's fig roll. Finish by selling cheap copies of your cod's packaging with a decent local hospital. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
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