I can't get this uh... Saturn 5 rocket out of my snooker table! What should I do about it?
We normally just fall asleep in them. Easy.
If I said you had a beautiful lightswitch would you hold it against me?
No thanks
My visual development studio won't sell me. What should I do?
You could try this: First and foremost you must use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel your visual development studio's finest ingredients, and get hold of someone's train timetable. Then, use the train timetable to correctly operate the visual development studio's bath sponge. Later on, locate your visual development studio's portal with a new model plasma dome. Bingo!
How do you find a plasma dome's screen?
Get your letter of complaint out! That should be enough to fix it for you.
What's the best way to commission a statue of a graveyard?
There's a hidden waffle iron somewhere on your graveyard. Find it and see off it with a sterile garage.
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