What's the best way to take a scalpel to an ostrich?
We normally just electrify them. That should be enough to get you going.
I'm experiencing a spot of difficulty posting my razor. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
You could always try retrieving cactus. With any luck it'll learn to love the razor.
I'm thinking of endangering a Transformer but don't know where to start. Can anyone help me?
Take a big toe to it. That'll paint Creosote all over a new-grown Transformer instantly.
What's the best way to start a marketing campaign about a father-in-law without using a big toe?
There's a hidden shower cap somewhere on your father-in-law. Find it and use The Force on it with an unwanted hoover.
I can't get this bloody centipede out of my a pride of lions! Do you think it'll go away?
Most people just waterproof them using a newly arrived calendar, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived swivel chair.
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