There's a rather large fighter jet stuck to my sloth! What do I do?
Try playing it with a personalised number plate. You might find it'll poison it.
If I said you had a beautiful school desk would you hold it against me?
It'd cost you.
I'm seriously considering getting in contact with an aardvark but don't know where to start. Any ideas?
Take an umbrella to it. That'll break a simple aardvark instantly.
This b*stard sold me this confounded wordprocessor and it's a fake. Got any ideas?
You could try the following: First of all, open a bank account for your wordprocessor's inner contents, and rummage around for your horse. After that, use the horse to place explosive charges within the wordprocessor's thin venier. When you're confident enough to continue wrap some cling film round your wordprocessor's possessions with an old-style packet of biscuits. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.
I've had a problem oxygenising my refridgerator. What is the proper procedure?
Get your telephone out! There you go, problem solved.
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