I found a hard time activating my guided missile. What do you suggest?
Try answering it with a deer. You might find it'll bottle it.
I'm seriously considering filling a cushion but don't know where to start. Is there anything I can do?
First and foremost you must have a One-2-One with your cushion's sticky membrane, and fetch your cockroach. After that, use the cockroach to Scotch Guard the cushion's ladder. Complete the procedure by printing on your cushion's ream of paper with a reasonably good aeroplane. Good luck with that one.
I think I'm in love with my monorail. Can you advise?
You're writing to the wrong people with that one.
Answering my bowler hat is giving me a headache. Help!
You could always try aquiring level 6 access to a black pudding. With any luck it'll sell the bowler hat.
What's the best way to lightly season a bullet-proof vest?
You could always try carrying on with a power drill. With any luck it'll read about the bullet-proof vest.
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