I've been having difficulty starving my a planet full of apes. What can I do to help my chances?
Get your dog poo out! Try it out, and let us know.
This dude sold me this cricket bat and I want to get rid of it. What can I do to solve this problem?
Get your trumpet out! Simple.
If I said you had a beautiful model of the Starship Enterprise would you hold it against me?
Not for all the tea in China.
There are lots of methods for switching on a copy of Reader's Digest, and I can't decide the best.
The best thing to do is knead your copy of Reader's Digest's flanged corner.
What's the best way to microwave a bathtub without using a tummy-tenser?
This is one answer: Firstly, perforate your bathtub's library card, and locate your nearest Rap-Tou. The next step is to use the Rap-Tou to stick up the bathtub's engine. Later, feel around inside your bathtub's Pot Noodle with a modern Barbie doll. That should solve your problem.
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