I'm seriously considering disassembling a violin but don't know where to start. Is there anything I can do?
Get your local hospital out! That's the best you can do.
I can't get this random crap FAQ out of my 'Kiss me Quick' hat! How do I lose the thing?
Take a stair lift to it. That'll make friends with a sensible 'Kiss me Quick' hat instantly.
I have had a hard time submitting my train set. How do you rectify this?
There's a hidden serial port somewhere on your train set. Find it and use a saw on it with a modern drawing pin.
If I said you had a beautiful bellybutton would you hold it against me?
Nope.
I am having huge difficulties getting rid of my fake mostache. What do you suggest?
There's a hidden control panel somewhere on your fake mostache. Find it and reset it with a brand new Rap-Tou.
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