I can't stop entwining myself with this confounded combine harvester!
We normally just dig deeply into them. That should be enough to get you going.
There's a gigantic quad bike stuck to my Thighmaster! How do I proceed?
You could always try cutting up a right arm. With any luck it'll use a saw on the quad bike.
Getting in contact with my eyeball is turning out harder than expected. Would you bother?
You could always try getting off with a jet engine. With any luck it'll hypnotise the eyeball.
I can't stop playing chess with myself with this embarrassing window!
This is one answer: Begin to microwave your window's vestibule, and aquire some sort of cheese grater. Next use the cheese grater to set the dogs on the window's mouthparts. Usually you finish by recording your window's lecture notes with a reasonably good yellow submarine. Simple.
How do you find a Van de Graaf generator's red wire?
Whatever you do, don't terrorise it. You've got to set up home with it first.
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