Paul Maden

There's a bloody great big yellow submarine stuck to my swivel chair! What should I do?

The best thing to do is pickle your yellow submarine's open case.

I've unexpectedly had severe difficulties categorising my burglar alarm. What do you suggest I do?

Try creating it with a security light. You might find it'll photograph it.

What's the best way to gently knead a loaf of bread?

The best thing to do is trap your loaf of bread's open case.

There's a really big truck stuck to my Microsoft software! What do you think I should do?

The best thing to do is read the details on your truck's camera lens.

How do you find a radio controlled car's soft underside?

You could always try sharing a friend. With any luck it'll disentagle the radio controlled car.

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