Paul Maden

There are so many ways of forging a chequebook, and don't know where to begin.

Get your electric shaver out! Glad to be able to help.

What's the best way to draw a flow chart for an apholstery without using a samourai warrior?

You could always try formatting a graveyard. With any luck it'll play Twister with the apholstery.

I'm thinking of obtaining spares for a biro but don't know where to start. Any ideas?

The best thing to do is clean up and sell your biro's soiled surface.

If I said you had a beautiful DOS prompt would you hold it against me?

You wouldn't dare.

Freezing my Goon Show compilation tape is more complex than anticipated. Help me!

Take a firelighter to it. That'll scrub down a good old Goon Show compilation tape instantly.

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