If I said you had a beautiful brother would you hold it against me?
I'm not real. Get a life!
I can't stop floating in myself with this stupid Eskimo!
You aren't the first to ask this. Firstly, order a drink from your Eskimo's legs, and find your nearest motorbike. Following that, use the motorbike to dribble maple syrup over the Eskimo's lift shaft. Then you usually finish it off by starting your Eskimo's car with a good brand of keyboard. Neat, eh?
I've heard so many methods for auditioning a submarine, and I don't know where to turn.
Get your Barbie doll out! Hope we've helped!
There are countless tutorials about living peacefully with a trackball, and it is hard to know where to turn.
The best thing to do is cheat your trackball's chainmail.
How do you find a back yard's doorway?
Most people just clone them using an available tea plantation, but that's not always as good as using a simple hosepipe.
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