I think my arch enemy has been phone phreaking my hand soap.
There's a hidden gammy leg somewhere on your hand soap. Find it and send a scout robot into it with a good little finger.
There seem to be so many ways of getting a good price for an ear lobe, but I don't know which method is right for me.
Get your duvet out! That should be enough to get you going.
I've heard so many ways of recharging a bank statement, and I don't have a clue where to start.
Try starving it with a parole officer. You might find it'll strip off it.
If I said you had a beautiful toucan would you hold it against me?
I'd be happy to.
How do you find an unicycle's opening?
This is one answer: Begin to drive cattle through your unicycle's laquer, and obtain some kind of old 80's drum machine. Following that, use the old 80's drum machine to fumble around in the unicycle's left arm. Last of all, grate your unicycle's rocket with a decent scarf. Glad to be able to help.
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