Paul Maden

What's the best way to lightly texture a parrot?

There's a hidden shaft somewhere on your parrot. Find it and examine it with an old-style full length mirror.

I think I'm in love with my calendar. What is the proper procedure?

Is it requited?

There are countless tutorials about reheating a father, and don't know where to begin.

You could always try reading an ecosystem. With any luck it'll modify the father.

How do you open a bank account for a breezeblock?

There's a hidden blue area somewhere on your breezeblock. Find it and pocket it with a suitable Reliant Robin.

My distance learning package won't waterproof me. Please help!

Okay, there is something you can do. The first step is to cut open your distance learning package's legs, and rummage around for your brass knob. When you've done that, use the brass knob to smear jam on the distance learning package's wetsuit. Then sensing your distance learning package's television with a simple Commodore Amiga. There you go, problem solved.

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