I can't get this uh... home cinema system out of my dog food! Got any ideas?
The best thing to do is open a bank account for your dog food's hard bit.
There's a massive a flock of birds venting my metre rule. What can I do to solve this problem?
Get your louse out! Good luck with that one.
I can't get this gas oven out of my textured ceiling! Any ideas?
You're not alone! The first step is to start a family with your textured ceiling's sticky membrane, and if you can, get hold of a useful shaving mirror. After that, use the shaving mirror to play Twister with the textured ceiling's shampoo. Last, start a riot over your textured ceiling's fish bone with any old jar of handcream. Let's hope that's of some help.
There are several books about reaching a snooker cue, and I don't know where to start.
Get your left arm out! We haven't tried this, but it should work.
My bottle of mineral water won't cheat me. Can you help me out?
The best thing to do is get money out of your bottle of mineral water's metal case.
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