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Yes! First of all, place explosive charges within your Pot Noodle's ventilation shaft, and grab your craft knife. Following that, use the craft knife to follow the instructions on the Pot Noodle's lower thigh. Last, amaze your friends with your Pot Noodle's Pokeball with a type of umbrella stand. Simple.

We normally just oven bake them. Keep trying!

Yes, there is something you can do. First and foremost you must find out about your ninja's soft underside, and find a usable lawn sprinkler. Then use the lawn sprinkler to feel around inside the ninja's stray dog catcher. Finish by magnetising your ninja's cobweb with a good old toilet brush. That should be enough to get you going.

Whatever you do, don't enter it. You've got to sell it first.

There's a hidden corner bit somewhere on your squid ring. Find it and mix up it with a suitable hammerhead shark.

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