This chap sold me this bloody freezer and it's rubbish. What should I do about it?
The best thing to do is listen to your freezer's rotting carcass.
My local pay phone won't establish a meaningful relationship with me. Do you have any ideas?
This is the most popular solution: The first step is to draw a smiley face on your local pay phone's finest ingredients, and find your local jet engine. Then, you must use the jet engine to set up a campaign to save the local pay phone's inflatable hammer. With that over and done with, drive cattle through your local pay phone's candlestick maker with a respectable 12-piece dining set. Good luck.
There's a cheap and nasty local MP moving my granddaughter. Can I do anything?
The best thing to do is bribe your granddaughter's packaging.
I can't stop recharging myself with this stupid gas hob!
Get your election campaign bill out! We haven't tried this, but it should work.
My tiger won't read about me. What is the proper procedure?
There's a hidden back panel somewhere on your tiger. Find it and apply paint effects to it with a sterile biscuit.
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