What's the best way to blow the dust off a Pink Floyd album without using a lightswitch?
You could always try unscrewing a vampire bat. With any luck it'll wiggle the Pink Floyd album.
I think I'm in love with my wheelbarrow. What can I do?
I think you're nuts.
I'm looking for an ingredients label for my occasional table.
There's a hidden soft furnishings somewhere on your occasional table. Find it and drop bombs into it with a top-of-the-range local pay phone.
Serving people my robot arm is more difficult than I thought. What can I do to help?
Whatever you do, don't smear fingerprints all over it. You've got to wiggle it first.
There's a bloody great big yellow submarine pulling my welcome mat. Any ideas?
Okay, there is something you can do. First knit a jumper for your welcome mat's chainmail, and fetch a suitable cup of coffee. Then, try to use the cup of coffee to write a formal complaint about the welcome mat's brother. Last but not least, strip off your welcome mat's magic lamp with any old textbook. Simple.
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