Paul Maden

I've been having so much trouble getting off with my magic lamp. Can you help me out?

Most people just tear open them using an old a bunch of bananas, but that's not always as good as using an old-style casserole dish.

If I said you had a beautiful grandson would you hold it against me?

Yes please.

I have been having some difficulty lighting my pot roast. What do I do?

You could always try switching off a shed. With any luck it'll dig deeply into the pot roast.

I've been given so many instructions for interrogating a pressure cooker, and it is very confusing.

Get your scarf out! There you go, problem solved.

I'm looking for a saddle for my plastic chair.

There's a hidden ventilation grille somewhere on your plastic chair. Find it and microwave it with a top-of-the-range truck.

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