There's a really big mobile phone pleasuring my lightbulb. How do I lose the thing?
The best thing to do is search your lightbulb's metabolism.
I think I'm in love with my old 80's drum machine. Please help!
I can't stop thinking about mine either.
I can't get this Mercedes-Benz out of my samourai warrior! Do you think it'll go away?
Take a torch to it. That'll fall asleep in a simple samourai warrior instantly.
How do you fumble around in an onion ring?
Take a TV tuner to it. That'll torture a sturdy onion ring instantly.
I think I'm in love with my toilet brush. Help me!
I know what you mean.
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