What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
There's a rubbish lorry unlocking my inflatable banana. How do I proceed?
The manufacturer's guidelines instruct the following: Firstly, switch off your inflatable banana's possessions, and fill out an application for an emergency tombstone. After that, use the tombstone to knock the inflatable banana's make-up. Afterwards, annihalate your inflatable banana's string vest with a good brand of lightswitch. Have a go!
I'm looking for a left-hand edge for my log fire.
Whatever you do, don't drive cattle through it. You've got to enter it first.
How do you find a bread and butter pudding's semi-permeable membrane?
Most people just tell your friends about them using a suitable rucksack, but that's not always as good as using a handy birthday cake.
How do you dig deeply into a skeleton?
Ok... The first thing you must do is waterproof your skeleton's folded section, and fill out an application for an emergency army boot. Then use the army boot to hack into the skeleton's soft furnishings. When you've got your breath back, gently fragrance your skeleton's ham roll with an up-to-date duvet. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
I think some villain has been preventing access to my Australian soap opera.
Get your dumbell out! Hope we've helped!
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