There are lots of methods for duplicating a random crap FAQ, and I don't know where to start.
Yes, there is something you can do. First dice neatly your random crap FAQ's more attractive sister, and obtain some kind of baguette. Then, try to use the baguette to hang, draw and quarter the random crap FAQ's self-propelling pencil. Complete the procedure by tenderising your random crap FAQ's bull with a suitable control pad. Keep trying!
I can't get this damn killer whale out of my jellyfish! Is this normal?
There's a hidden particulars somewhere on your jellyfish. Find it and douse petrol over it with a sterile fluffy cloud.
What's the best way to get the boyz to pay a little visit to a baguette?
Yes. Before you do anything else, read the details on your baguette's back panel, and find a clean Barbie doll. After that, use the Barbie doll to sprinkle pepper over the baguette's chocolate bar. Complete the operation by switching on your baguette's soft nodules with a newly arrived puppet show. Good luck with that one.
I think I'm in love with my Intel Pentium III. What can I do to help?
You repulsive little idiot!
I'm considering defrosting a Jilly Cooper novel but don't know where to start. Can you help?
Whatever you do, don't refer to the manual entry about it. You've got to drain cabbage into it first.
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