Paul Maden

Corporate BS

Anybody could do your job. But only I can migrate unplugged pointed probes!

Corporate Speak

Take the customer's temperature and then you can e-volutionize front-end litmus tests.

Business Speak

I will be gone three hours for lunch. While I am away, I want you to welcome the wall-to-wall synergizations!!!

Corporate Mumbo-Jumbo

Our customers will expect us to reinvent only the best thumbnailed conclusions!

Corporate Speak

Our formula for success requires a new paradigm of synergy, and we must assure seven-habits-conforming efforts.

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