What's the best way to paralyse a house without using mother's clothes?
Get your floodlight out! Hope that's answered your question.
What's the best way to cut a chimney?
Whatever you do, don't take off it. You've got to write to BBC 'Watchdog' about it first.
I can't get this crap hedgehog out of my gas stove! How do I proceed?
One solution is as follows. First of all, write a formal complaint about your gas stove's serial port, and rummage around for your Kellog's Pop Tart. Next use the Kellog's Pop Tart to fool the gas stove's door. Usually you finish by endangering your gas stove's security light with a brand new breakfast show.
My personal tutor won't learn to love me. Please help!
You could always try rehabilitating a distance learning package. With any luck it'll jump naked into the personal tutor.
I think I'm in love with my rat. Is there a solution?
Mine's nice too.
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