Badvice

Take a pride of lions to it. That'll use a can-opener to open a reasonably good dungheap instantly.

Most people just set up a FAQ page for them using a good student cook book, but that's not always as good as using some kind of didgeredoo.

There's a hidden furnishings somewhere on your cultivator. Find it and play Twister with it with a handy terminator.

You could try this: First of all, fall asleep in your radio controlled car's sticky coating, and find a clean rare lichen. Then use the rare lichen to draw a smiley face on the radio controlled car's house fly. Finish by performing for your radio controlled car's softer area with a new model cello. If you carry out this procedure exactly you should be fine.

Whatever you do, don't dribble maple syrup over it. You've got to give a new look to it first.

You want more? No problem. Click the button below for extra Badvice.