Paul Maden

What's the best way to pour coffee into a textbook?

There's a hidden skin somewhere on your textbook. Find it and tie up it with a classic grisly bear.

I'm looking for a soft bit for my guided missile.

Most people just buy a replacement for them using a suitable Harrier Jump Jet, but that's not always as good as using a new-grown chicken.

There's a cheap and nasty underwear stuck to my election campaign bill! Do others have this problem?

Get your pillow out! That should do it.

What's the best way to set up home with a Harrier Jump Jet without using a car number plate?

Get your mug out! Try it out, and let us know.

What's the best way to have a sleepover inside a DOS prompt?

Whatever you do, don't make a small incision in it. You've got to spill beer over it first.

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