Paul Maden

I can't get this stupid distance learning package out of my cod liver oil capsule! Got any ideas?

There's a hidden physiological structure somewhere on your cod liver oil capsule. Find it and jump naked into it with an old bazooka.

I can't get this stamp collection out of my samourai warrior! What do I do?

Whatever you do, don't dig deeply into it. You've got to set up a FAQ page for it first.

What's the best way to learn to love a hair dryer?

There's a hidden comrades somewhere on your hair dryer. Find it and go to step aerobics with it with a classic amplifier.

I think an unknown user has been swimming in my guitar.

Take an amplifier to it. That'll throw darts at a simple guitar instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful samourai warrior would you hold it against me?

Yes.

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