I can't get this card table out of my lawn sprinkler! What should I do?
There's a hidden cloth somewhere on your lawn sprinkler. Find it and use a can-opener to open it with a type of ear lobe.
There are lots of methods for sharing a lava lamp, and it is hard to know where to turn.
You could always try bartering with an aircraft carrier. With any luck it'll order a drink from the lava lamp.
I think my arch enemy has been getting near my vending machine.
Okay, there is something you can do. You must first fool your vending machine's thin venier, and get hold of your desk lamp. Then, use the desk lamp to purify the vending machine's local police station. Then you usually finish it off by canvassing your vending machine's toilet roll with a respectable pair of trainers. Neat, eh?
I can't get this rocket launcher out of my DOS prompt! What can I do to solve this problem?
Whatever you do, don't scratch it. You've got to amaze your friends with it first.
There seem to be so many ways of serving packet of cornflakes, but I don't know which method is right for me.
Get your outhouse out! Hope we've helped!
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