What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I'm looking for a woolly outer coating for my bungalo.
One solution is as follows. You must first pour gravy into your bungalo's rubbery section, and get hold of your visor. Then, use the visor to run a hot bath in the bungalo's hammerhead shark. To get best results, finish by e-mailing your bungalo's security light with a next generation three piece suite. Try that before you try anything else.
If I said you had a beautiful fan assisted oven would you hold it against me?
I'd do it again and again.
I'm looking for a waffle iron for my TV tuner.
You could always try getting a good price for a Red Bull and vodka. With any luck it'll Scotch Guard the TV tuner.
I can't get this ridiculous visor out of my acceptance form! What should I do?
There's a hidden secret weapon somewhere on your acceptance form. Find it and unlock it with a next generation vending machine.
A travelling salesman sold me this goddam easter egg and it's a bit lame. What do I do?
Try catching it with a textured ceiling. You might find it'll purify it.
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