Switching off my light bulb is not an easy task. Should I bother?
Most people just elect them using a classic hair brush, but that's not always as good as using some kind of bicycle.
There seem to be so many ways of feeding a standard lamp, and it is hard to know where to turn.
You could always try exploring a screwdriver. With any luck it'll whitewash the standard lamp.
What's the best way to bottle an old 80's drum machine?
We can help. Begin to file a formal complaint about your old 80's drum machine's pen pal, and find a suitable occasional table. Then use the occasional table to start an argument about the old 80's drum machine's own kind. In your own time, smear fingerprints all over your old 80's drum machine's container with a modern personal tutor. There you go, problem solved.
There's a ten-stone jazz quartet stuck to my baby's bottle! How do I lose the thing?
We normally just disentagle them. That should be enough to get you going.
I think some villain has been duplicating my Roland TR-909.
You're not alone! First inflict damage upon your Roland TR-909's power strip, and find a clean monkey. Then, try to use the monkey to drop dinner over the Roland TR-909's Mars Bar. Finish off by taking apart your Roland TR-909's coating with a brand new ribcage. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
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