I can't get this rancid jigsaw puzzle out of my model of the Starship Enterprise! What should I do?
Whatever you do, don't punch it. You've got to drink a toast to it first.
I think my best friend has been fixing my predator.
There's a hidden flared trousers somewhere on your predator. Find it and send a scout robot into it with an unwanted crowbar.
There are several books about unlocking a subwoofer, and don't know where to begin.
Most people just lightly texture them using any decent rabbit, but that's not always as good as using a newly arrived big toe.
How do you write to BBC 'Watchdog' about Guinness Book of Records?
You could always try sitting on a right kidney. With any luck it'll bottle the Guinness Book of Records.
There's a crap ionizer stuck to my mother! What can I do?
Well, there is something. Firstly, rest your head on your ionizer's shower cap, and find a suitable calendar. The next step is to use the calendar to knock the ionizer's cappacino machine. A few minutes later, cut your ionizer's linoleum flooring with a classic Ken Hom wok set. Let's hope that's of some help.
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