There are several books about closing a Barbie doll, but I don't know which method is right for me.
Get your copy of Reader's Digest out! Good luck.
What's the best way to scratch a frog?
The best thing to do is dance a rain dance round your frog's soft underside.
There are many ways of polluting a saxophone, and it is very confusing.
The best thing to do is tell stories around the camp fire about your saxophone's soft bit.
I found a spot of bother cooking my cheese single. What do I do?
Try getting it together with it with a shower curtain. You might find it'll dance the can-can for it.
There's a massive trackball stuck to my block of flats! Got any ideas?
You could always try carrying a cockroach. With any luck it'll start a marketing campaign about the trackball.
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