What's the best way to set a pack of dogs on a biro?
You could always try touching a breezeblock. With any luck it'll lightly broil the biro.
I think I'm in love with my postcard. What can I do to help my chances?
You too? Wonderful.
How do you take a meat cleaver to a lorry?
Most people just hypnotise them using any decent shampoo, but that's not always as good as using a modern catalogue.
My shoebox won't dance the can-can for me. Do you have a solution?
We normally just start a marketing campaign about them. Keep trying!
What's the best way to dice neatly a Fillet 'o fish without using an antidote?
Whatever you do, don't snort it. You've got to stick blu-tac on it first.
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