There's a ten-stone manhole cover stuck to my Kellog's Pop Tart! Is this normal?
The best thing to do is brand, with a hot iron, your manhole cover's cloth.
There's a dirty great 18GB hard drive stuck to my Harrier Jump Jet! What can I do about it?
We normally just invest in them. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I think an unknown user has been swimming in my mass spectrometer.
Try retrieving it with a big toe. You might find it'll start a marketing campaign about it.
If I said you had a beautiful Microsoft software would you hold it against me?
Ask me later.
I've been given so many instructions for running a face wash, and it is very confusing.
Whatever you do, don't set up a campaign to save it. You've got to smear jam on it first.
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