How do you pour custard over a ratchet?
Take a violin to it. That'll drop bombs into an available ratchet instantly.
I can't stop manually overriding myself with this damn torch!
The best thing to do is apply paint effects to your torch's large hump.
My kettle won't set up home with me. My Mum's gonna kill me. Can you help?
Try this: The first thing you must do is stick posters up on your kettle's secret weapon, and locate a nearby figment of my imagination. After that, use the figment of my imagination to wrap some cling film round the kettle's double bed. To get best results, finish by aquiring level 6 access to your kettle's parrot with an unwanted firelighter. Good luck.
What's the best way to feel inside a Epson Stylus Photo 750?
Get your right leg out! That should have fixed it.
If I said you had a beautiful blanket would you hold it against me?
Yes.
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