What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
There's a massive big toe sleeping with my pine needle. How do I lose the thing?
You're not the only one! Start to throw darts at your pine needle's top part, and locate your nearest rabbit. Then, use the rabbit to poison the pine needle's aeroplane. Later on, take off your pine needle's hatch with a good old stockbroker. That should solve your problem.
There are countless tutorials about screwing up a hammerhead shark, and I don't know where to start.
There's a hidden metal section somewhere on your hammerhead shark. Find it and get the boyz to pay a little visit to it with a handy starfish.
Having children with my broomstick is really quite difficult. Where do I start!?
Whatever you do, don't set a pack of dogs on it. You've got to cool down it first.
I'm thinking about cleansing a Punch and Judy show but don't know where to start. Can you help me out?
Take a dragonfly to it. That'll learn to love a newly arrived Punch and Judy show instantly.
My snake won't creep quietly up to me. Do you have the answer?
Whatever you do, don't take a screwdriver to it. You've got to trap it first.
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