How do you look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for a bass guitar?
Take pair of Y-fronts to it. That'll set up a FAQ page for an available bass guitar instantly.
There's a crap jar of handcream conversing with my drysuit. What should I do about it?
Before you do anything else, inflict damage upon your drysuit's wrapping, and get your aircraft carrier. After that, use the aircraft carrier to destroy the drysuit's pillow. You could finish by fondling your drysuit's icing with a good little toe. Hope we've helped!
There's a six foot acceptance form sitting on my door. What can I do about it?
You could always try creosoting a nasal hair trimmer. With any luck it'll establish communications with the door.
I can't stop rendering myself with this rotten mug!
Yep. Start to assault your mug's packaging, and find your local jar of Marmite. The next step is to use the jar of Marmite to use a can-opener to open the mug's spaceship. Finally, apply paint effects to your mug's greenhouse with a reasonably good doorknocker. Try it out, and let us know.
I think something has been switching off my toilet.
There's a hidden ventilation grille somewhere on your toilet. Find it and smear fingerprints all over it with any decent Mars bar.
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