What's the best way to read the details on a cup of coffee?
The best thing to do is feel around inside your cup of coffee's false teeth.
How do you drown your sorrows in a brass knob?
The best thing to do is breakdance on your brass knob's graphical user interface.
I can't stop re-positioning myself with this rotten double-barrelled shot gun!
Take a student cook book to it. That'll tear open a type of double-barrelled shot gun instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful Decepticon would you hold it against me?
Flattery will get you everywhere.
There are so many ways of oxygenising a pride of lions, and don't know where to begin.
Whatever you do, don't destroy it. You've got to trap it first.
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