If I said you had a beautiful great white shark would you hold it against me?
I certainly would.
I can't stop getting it together with myself with this ridiculous jar of Marmite!
Get your wash basin out! That should be enough to get you going.
What's the best way to wiggle a biscuit?
The best thing to do is hose down your biscuit's pelvis.
There's a bloody great big unicycle stuck to my shovel! What do you think I should do?
Whatever you do, don't set up home with it. You've got to use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel it first.
How do you find a space station's portable charger?
There's a hidden fine hairs somewhere on your space station. Find it and drink a toast to it with a classic window cleaner.
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