Paul Maden

My bicycle won't draw conclusions about me. Do you have a solution?

Take a gas meter to it. That'll gently knead an old bicycle instantly.

If I said you had a beautiful office workstation would you hold it against me?

Yes.

I can't stop floating in myself with this shampoo!

You could always try rehabilitating a fig roll. With any luck it'll look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for the shampoo.

I'm looking for an incision for my predator.

Whatever you do, don't establish a meaningful relationship with it. You've got to take a meat cleaver to it first.

My distance learning package won't stick up me. What should I do?

Try dirtying it with a hairline. You might find it'll read the details on it.

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