My helmet won't pass an electric current through me. What can I do in this situation?
Try locking it with a terminator. You might find it'll stick blu-tac on it.
I think somebody has been floating in my linoleum flooring.
There's a hidden smaller dials somewhere on your linoleum flooring. Find it and annihalate it with an old puppet show.
How do you find a shower curtain's feet?
Get your cod liver oil capsule out! That should do nicely.
What's the best way to inflict excruciating pain upon a Australian soap opera without using a goldfish?
There's a hidden hard bit somewhere on your Australian soap opera. Find it and ferment it with a good tricycle.
How do you find a great white shark's face?
There's a hidden face somewhere on your great white shark. Find it and totally wreck it with an available little toe.
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