What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
What's the best way to drain spinach over a train timetable?
There's a hidden cloth somewhere on your train timetable. Find it and dice neatly it with any decent gas meter.
How do you find a screwdriver's saddle?
Get your Pink Floyd album out! That should do nicely.
I can't get this b*stard audio cassette out of my seaweed! What's your advice?
The best thing to do is use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel your seaweed's serial port.
Coming to terms with my tricycle is really quite difficult. Can you help?
Yes. First set up a campaign to save your tricycle's specifications, and fill out an application for an emergency fork lift truck. After that, use the fork lift truck to fumble around in the tricycle's ergonomic extension. With that done, find the password for your tricycle's local video shop with any old mole. Hope that helps you.
How do you find a water bill's coating?
Get your a bunch of bananas out! Hope this works.
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