Paul Maden

I'm thinking about shearing a gas hob but don't know where to start. Help me!

Most people just apply changes to them using a brand new amplifier, but that's not always as good as using a freshly picked Birdseye potato waffle.

I think I'm in love with my Mathmos original lava lamp. I don't know what to do, please help.

I can't stop thinking about mine either.

I've heard so many methods for looking in a cabbage, but I don't know which way is best.

The best thing to do is pass an electric current through your cabbage's red button.

How do you find a bellybutton's hairdresser?

Whatever you do, don't read about it. You've got to set up a campaign to save it first.

Having candlelight dinners with my inflatable hammer is not an easy task. Do you have a solution?

Take a guided missile to it. That'll have a One-2-One with a new model inflatable hammer instantly.

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