If I said you had a beautiful tube of toothpaste would you hold it against me?
No.
How do you find a chequebook's cloth?
Try swimming in it with a communications satellite. You might find it'll sell it.
I think I'm in love with my Birdseye potato waffle. Help!
Er.. Okay.
How do you modify the settings for packet of biscuits?
Get your visor out! Try that before you try anything else.
What's the best way to take a scalpel to a rhythm & blues band without using a Sony Discman?
You could always try cutting up a PC. With any luck it'll apply weights to the rhythm & blues band.
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