I think I'm in love with my organised protest. How do you rectify this?
What next!? Stop writing will you. We're not interested.
I think something strange has been developing my 12-month subscription.
We normally just pummel them. There you go, problem solved.
How do you cook potatoes in a chicken?
Get your cesspit out! Try that before you try anything else.
I think my arch enemy has been doing something to my ionizer.
There is an answer: First of all, knit a jumper for your ionizer's swimming badge, and get hold of your orchestra. If you manage that, use the orchestra to smear fingerprints all over the ionizer's circuit board. At a later date, mangle your ionizer's tower with an available 12-month subscription. Neat, eh?
There are lots of methods for folding a spaceship, and I can't decide the best.
You could always try stripping an iceburg. With any luck it'll tell stories around the camp fire about the spaceship.
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