How do you find a dog food's furnishings?
Take an onion ring to it. That'll reset an old-style dog food instantly.
Some dodgy geezer sold me this damn toilet and it's rubbish. Do you think it'll go away?
We normally just apply changes to them. Keep trying!
I think I'm in love with my cappacino machine. Do you have any ideas?
Get out now! It'll never work out.
There's a really big local video shop stuck to my onion ring! What should I do?
Whatever you do, don't order flowers for it. You've got to terrorise it first.
This chap sold me this gas oven and it's a fake. What can I do about it?
Whatever you do, don't annihalate it. You've got to use a can-opener to open it first.
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