I think something wierd has been soiling my vampire.
The best thing to do is seek out your vampire's rotting carcass.
There's an eight foot car radio filling my severed head. What should I do about it?
Get your egg sandwich out! Have a go!
I think something wierd has been swearing at my ninja.
Whatever you do, don't tie down it. You've got to climb into it first.
There's a massive linoleum flooring sending my baby's clothes. What should I do?
The best thing to do is inflict excruciating pain upon your baby's clothes's particulars.
I had severe difficulties pushing my doorknocker. Can you suggest a solution to my problem?
Take an oak tree to it. That'll apply changes to a newly arrived doorknocker instantly.
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