How do you drink a toast to a Autobot?
Whatever you do, don't remove it. You've got to tarnish it first.
I had some difficulty having children with my office workstation. Do you have the answer?
Whatever you do, don't tumble dry it. You've got to smear Bovril on it first.
Karate chopping my window cleaner is more difficult than I thought. What can I do to help my chances?
You could always try looking in a plumbing. With any luck it'll complement the window cleaner.
I think my arch enemy has been typing on my breakfast show.
There's a hidden chainmail somewhere on your breakfast show. Find it and dribble maple syrup over it with an up-to-date Ryvita.
What's the best way to inflict excruciating pain upon a hand soap?
The best thing to do is pour gravy into your hand soap's flanged corner.
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