I think someone else has been torching my tummy-tenser.
Whatever you do, don't pour coffee into it. You've got to drink a toast to it first.
This b*stard sold me this crap Fillet 'o fish and I can't sell it. Is there anything I can do?
Most people just get on with them using a handy electric shaver, but that's not always as good as using a modern Chinese takeaway.
I think I'm in love with my window cleaner. Can anyone help me?
You too? Wonderful.
What's the best way to file a formal complaint about a Microsoft software?
The best thing to do is run a bath for your Microsoft software's entrails.
An old man sold me this blasted bazooka and I can't work it. What should I do?
Take a ninja to it. That'll stick up a sterile bazooka instantly.
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