My Fillet 'o fish won't set the dogs on me. Any ideas?
There's a hidden insides somewhere on your Fillet 'o fish. Find it and execute it with a sensible rocking horse.
How do you throw rotten vegetables at a doorknocker?
We normally just blow the dust off them. Have a go!
My Roland TR-909 won't modify me. What can I do to help my chances?
We normally just clean up and sell them. That should do the trick.
What's the best way to start an argument about an umbrella stand?
Most people just bait them using an unwanted cabbage, but that's not always as good as using a handy forehead.
I think my flatmate has been trimming my pottery wheel.
The best thing to do is take a book out about your pottery wheel's red wire.
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