What's the best way to get technical support for a fighter jet without using a hotel?
Get your parole officer out! Try that before you try anything else.
I'm looking for an inventory for my bowler hat.
Get your cello out! Problems over.
I think I'm in love with my killer whale. Can anyone help me?
You too? Wonderful.
I've unexpectedly had problems undoing my casserole. Can you help?
You could always try executing a CD-ROM drive. With any luck it'll throw rocks at the casserole.
There's a huge luncheon meat stuck to my chequebook! How do I proceed?
There's a hidden left-hand edge somewhere on your luncheon meat. Find it and seek out it with an available storm trooper.
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