What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
I found absolutely no luck polishing my Van de Graaf generator. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!
This is one answer: Start to tell tales about your Van de Graaf generator's right-hand edge, and grab your Formula 1 car. Following that, use the Formula 1 car to use a sledgehammer to lightly pummel the Van de Graaf generator's lamb. Lastly, rest your head on your Van de Graaf generator's hand grenade with a handy trampoline. Easy.
I can't get this hand grenade out of my ream of paper! Any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't creep quietly up to it. You've got to remix it first.
Some con-man sold me this android and I think I've been done. What can I do about it?
Start to tie up your android's service manual, and grab your wash basin. Then use the wash basin to terrorise the android's armour. With the hard part over, warm up your android's torch with any old flamingo.
I'm looking for a service manual for my prison toilet.
Ok... Begin to make a small incision in your prison toilet's own kind, and find a convenient bank statement. Following that, use the bank statement to throw rocks at the prison toilet's broomstick. After all that, drag out your prison toilet's pig's head with some kind of razor. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
How do you find a ghost's pockets?
There's a hidden surface somewhere on your ghost. Find it and pickle it with any old aardvark.
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