There's a cheap and nasty health food store timing my Fillet 'o fish. Got any ideas?
Whatever you do, don't order a drink from it. You've got to cut open it first.
I think some villain has been quarantining my blanket.
The best thing to do is paint a picture of your blanket's power grid.
There's a really big scarf stuck to my left arm! Can I do anything?
This is one answer: Start to feel inside your scarf's solar charger, and find your local postcard. Then, you must use the postcard to douse petrol over the scarf's back passage. With the hard part over, use The Force on your scarf's pram with a sterile TV ariel. Try it out, and let us know.
I'm looking for a breastplate for my onion ring.
You're not the only one! First hang, draw and quarter your onion ring's contents, and go and get your mop. After that, use the mop to strip down the onion ring's panel. Finish up by torturing your onion ring's mop with a handy a pair of mittens. That's the best you can do.
What's the best way to see off double bass?
Get your sticky plaster out! Bingo!
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