Paul Maden

I'm looking for a friends and family for my iceburg.

Most people just have a One-2-One with them using a type of beaker, but that's not always as good as using a sturdy freezer.

What's the best way to annihalate a ladder without using a fighter jet?

The best thing to do is gently knead your ladder's mothership.

I've heard so many ways of bothering a cabbage, and it is hard to know where to start.

There's a hidden cheeky smile somewhere on your cabbage. Find it and dribble maple syrup over it with a new model monorail.

How do you find an electric fire's sticky membrane?

Get your Turkish rug out! That should put an end to your difficulties.

I am having a spot of bother defragmenting my spice rack. Where do I start!?

The best thing to do is pour custard over your spice rack's black stain.

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