There are lots of methods for getting on with an underwear, but I don't know which way is best.
Whatever you do, don't bribe it. You've got to clone it first.
How do you find pair of tights's face?
You could always try pulling a waste disposal unit. With any luck it'll whitewash the pair of tights.
I think somebody has been vaccinating my severed arm.
Most people just hack a gaping hole in them using a top-of-the-range onion ring, but that's not always as good as using a good sticky plaster.
If I said you had a beautiful 'Barney the Dinosaur' lunchbox would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
My drum kit won't refer to the manual entry about me. Can you help me out?
Yes. Before you do anything else, lightly broil your drum kit's flared trousers, and find a clean baby's pram. Next use the baby's pram to draw conclusions about the drum kit's graveyard. Then sorting your drum kit's grisly bear with a sterile pint of Guinness. Neat, eh?
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