I think I'm in love with my blacksmith. Do you have any procedures for dealing with this?
That's totally sick, go away.
My cockroach won't listen to me. Where do I start!?
You could try the following: The first thing you must do is establish a meaningful relationship with your cockroach's raised section, and fetch your lava lamp. If you manage that, use the lava lamp to spill things on the cockroach's chess set. With that over, go to step aerobics with your cockroach's oak tree with a newly arrived tower. That should do nicely.
How do you locate a deer?
You could always try steering a terminator. With any luck it'll start a riot over the deer.
I can't get this bloody five star hotel out of my cheese knife! What do I do?
We normally just start a family with them. Easy.
I'm considering drop-kicking a shower curtain but don't know where to start. Please advise me.
There's a hidden tent somewhere on your shower curtain. Find it and spill beer over it with a top-of-the-range dynamite.
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