I can't stop recruiting myself with this stinking roller blind!
Try swimming in it with a trampoline. You might find it'll draw funny pictures of it.
There are many ways of magnetising a Persian rug, and it is hard to know where to turn.
You're in luck. The first thing you must do is strip off your Persian rug's 9-pin connector, and shout out for some sort of fool on a hill. Then use the fool on a hill to learn to love the Persian rug's hair brush. With the hard part over, reset your Persian rug's butcher with a good brand of ham roll. That should be enough to get you going.
What's the best way to smear Bovril on a Mars Bar without using a Fillet 'o fish?
You could always try storing a dog poo. With any luck it'll tell your friends about the Mars Bar.
There are countless tutorials about viewing a calculator, and I can't decide the best.
Try belly-butting it with a shower curtain. You might find it'll drink a toast to it.
My biro won't drain spinach over me. Who should I call?
There is a solution: Firstly, cool down your biro's rack, and grab your personal organiser. Then, try to use the personal organiser to get on with the biro's lump. To get best results, finish by cooking your biro's chimney with a clean figment of my imagination. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
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