Paul Maden

Management Speak

An effective VP is one who will unilaterally effect definitive cool customer glidepaths.

Corporate BS

It's attitude, not altitude, that is important. Therefore, you must exponentialize all open-source futilities!!!

Corporate BS

We're leaving money on the table unless we implement on-the-go infrastructures!!!

Management Speak

I am adding additional quality circles so that we can dominate the best one-to-one dog and pony shows.

Corporate Mumbo-Jumbo

Associates who criticize their manager are not team players. They need to build your world-class webtricity.

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