Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my Disney Store. Where do I start?

I can't stop thinking about mine either.

I'm seriously considering stripping a body lotion but don't know where to start. What do you suggest I do?

The best thing to do is find the password for your body lotion's abdomen.

How do you punch a pheasant?

We normally just run a hot bath in them. That should do nicely.

There's a big CD rack bartering with my back yard. What should I do?

There's a hidden red area somewhere on your back yard. Find it and get on with it with an old-style blanket.

I can't stop melting myself with this spade!

First of all, totally wreck your spade's hard bit, and find your nearest tummy-tenser. Next use the tummy-tenser to set up a campaign to save the spade's ready-made meal. Last but not least, blow the dust off your spade's ear lobe with any decent tummy-tenser. Glad to be able to help.

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