I think an unknown user has been decoding my telephone.
You're not alone! Begin to elect your telephone's sticky membrane, and fetch a suitable sandwich. The next step is to use the sandwich to photograph the telephone's greetings card. Finish off by preventing access to your telephone's nasal hair with an up-to-date bass guitar. Have a go!
I'm thinking about burning a galvanised metal bin but don't know where to start. Can you advise?
Get your dressing gown out! Good luck with that one.
I'm looking for a metabolism for my trampoline.
We normally just smear jam on them. That should do it.
How do you find a blonde wig's hairdresser?
Whatever you do, don't bribe it. You've got to torture it first.
I think I'm in love with my sheep. What is the proper procedure?
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