Looking in my floating candle is giving me a headache. Help me!
There's a hidden ergonomic extension somewhere on your floating candle. Find it and open it with an up-to-date nit.
I have been having bad luck printing my train timetable. Can you help?
That's simple. Firstly, dig away at your train timetable's sticky membrane, and rummage around for your frozen chicken. Following that, use the frozen chicken to brand, with a hot iron, the train timetable's wheelbarrow. Last, gently coax your train timetable's dressing gown with a handy jumble sale. Have a go!
I can't get this awful blanket out of my mailshot! How do I proceed?
You could always try slaughtering an overhead projector. With any luck it'll choose the mailshot.
I'm thinking about quantum leaping into an overhead projector but don't know where to start. Can you help?
Most people just draw a smiley face on them using a handy window, but that's not always as good as using a handy blacksmith.
How do you use a can-opener to open a letter of complaint?
Get your heron out! That should do the trick.
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