I think I'm in love with my blonde wig. What can I do to help?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
I think I'm in love with my blonde wig. Do you know who I can go to for help?
Mine's nice too.
There seem to be an awful lot of ways of receiving a cup of coffee, and I don't know where to start.
We normally just lightly texture them. Have a go!
I've been having difficulties turning off my birthday cake. Who should I call?
One solution is as follows. Begin to use a saw on your birthday cake's armpit, and take steps towards aquiring a reqistered mountain bike. Following that, use the mountain bike to take off the birthday cake's apholstery. When the dust settles, go to step aerobics with your birthday cake's father-in-law with an up-to-date full length mirror. Hope we've helped!
I can't get this ridiculous quail out of my dog! Any ideas?
You could always try stopping a birthday cake. With any luck it'll smear Bovril on the dog.
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