How do you find a diving bell's skin?
You could always try torching a hair brush. With any luck it'll knock the diving bell.
Somebody sold me this rotten cheese board and it's fake as anything. What's your advice?
There's a hidden ventilation shaft somewhere on your cheese board. Find it and take a screwdriver to it with any decent cesspool.
I'm considering enlisting a lamb but don't know where to start. What do you suggest I do?
Most people just modify the settings for them using an unwanted lipstick, but that's not always as good as using a sterile office workstation.
There's a smelly old nasal hair trimmer mending my dog poo. What can I do?
Most people just sprinkle salt and pepper over them using a decent duvet, but that's not always as good as using a new model Punch and Judy show.
I think I'm in love with my deckchair. Can you help me?
This is randomness at its most bizarre, isn't it?
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