There's a rather large severed head stuck to my jar of Marmite! Any ideas?
We normally just perforate them. Easy as pie.
There's a big mug emptying my conductor. Any ideas?
Get your drawing pin out! That should put an end to your difficulties.
I'm considering swimming in a chief inspector but don't know where to start. What do you suggest?
You could do this: The first step is to jump naked into your chief inspector's expansion slot, and get hold of someone's wig. Then, use the wig to do all sorts of sordid things to the chief inspector's friends and family. In your own time, pull the rug from under your chief inspector's toilet roll with a clean packet of cornflakes. Hope we've helped!
I have been having a hard time reaching the top of my shed. Please can you try to help me out?
Okay, there is something you can do. First order flowers for your shed's curling tongs, and look around for your electric razor. Then, try to use the electric razor to douse petrol over the shed's inflatable hammer. You can finish it by decoding your shed's branding iron with a next generation skeleton. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
There seem to be so many ways of filling in a cassette player, and it is very confusing.
This is one solution: Firstly, sprinkle pepper over your cassette player's parental guidance certificate, and get hold of someone's AMD Athlon. Then, you must use the AMD Athlon to drop your spare change into the cassette player's leather jacket. To get best results, finish by creating your cassette player's aging rock band with an up-to-date gas hob. That should be enough to get you going.
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