What would you say to some quite dreadful computer-generated advice?
Guaranteed not to help. And that's a guarantee* [citation-needed]
Reheating my chimney is more difficult than I expected. Please help!
Get your Harrier Jump Jet out! Try that before you try anything else.
I can't stop finding the care label for myself with this ridiculous student cook book!
The best thing to do is get on with your student cook book's armour.
What's the best way to flop limply onto a balti?
Most people just pass an electric current through them using a handy didgeredoo, but that's not always as good as using an available articulated lorry.
If I said you had a beautiful coffee shop would you hold it against me?
Over my dead body.
I'm thinking about waxing a personal tutor but don't know where to start. What is the proper procedure?
Take a scorpion to it. That'll feel around inside some kind of personal tutor instantly.
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