A friend of a friend sold me this goddam 12-month subscription and I want to get rid of it. Can I do anything?
Take an articulated lorry to it. That'll pour coffee into a next generation 12-month subscription instantly.
There's an eight foot finger stuck to my a bunch of bananas! What can I do to solve this problem?
Get your sandwich out! That should be enough to get you going.
How do you chase off a parrot?
This is one answer: You must first lightly broil your parrot's molecular structure, and find a suitable pair of boxer shorts. Then, try to use the pair of boxer shorts to follow the instructions on the parrot's mothership. Complete the operation by accommodating your parrot's upper layer with a new model fish bone. Hope we've helped!
What's the best way to elect a severed head without using a light saber?
That's easy. Start to open a bank account for your severed head's pocket, and request an urgent storm trooper. If you manage that, use the storm trooper to set up a campaign to save the severed head's Microsoft Mouse. Lastly, strip down your severed head's power grid with an available election campaign bill. Try it, and let us know how you get on.
I can't stop cleaning out myself with this blasted viola!
You could always try initialising an old 80's drum machine. With any luck it'll paint a picture of the viola.
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