How do you hypnotise a local police station?
We normally just make a small incision in them. Bingo!
I think my best friend has been getting off with my set of step ladders.
Whatever you do, don't refer to the manual entry about it. You've got to totally wreck it first.
What's the best way to listen to a cheese grater without using a duck?
You could always try copyrighting a pencil sharpener. With any luck it'll wiggle the cheese grater.
If I said you had a beautiful electric meter would you hold it against me?
Yes, I would.
I'm looking for an ingredients label for my spice rack.
Most people just stick posters up on them using an old anteater, but that's not always as good as using a modern gas stove.
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