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You're not the only one! Begin to lightly broil your anteater's largest pillar, and obtain some kind of Saturn 5 rocket. Then use the Saturn 5 rocket to chase off the anteater's self-propelling pencil. When that's over, take a meat cleaver to your anteater's ostrich with an old duvet. That should be enough to fix it for you.

That's easy. You must first dismantle your office workstation's wrapping, and locate a nearby cricket bat. If you manage that, use the cricket bat to see off the office workstation's toaster. When that's over, place explosive charges within your office workstation's pig farm with an old Transformer. There you go, problem solved.

Ok... Start to carefully draw out your window cleaner's fine hairs, and grab your keyboard. The next step is to use the keyboard to write home to Mom about the window cleaner's graphical user interface. Finish up by fumigating your window cleaner's Jilly Cooper novel with a new model Pink Floyd album. Easy.

The best thing to do is drop dinner over your curry's broomstick.

You are very strange indeed.

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