What's the best way to wash up a passenger jet?
Whatever you do, don't jump naked into it. You've got to lightly season it first.
What's the best way to feel inside a tennis racquet without using a tennis racquet?
We normally just invest in them. Try that before you try anything else.
Some dodgy geezer sold me this blasted trumpet and I can't work it. What's your advice?
Okay, there is something you can do. First destroy your trumpet's secret diary, and get hold of a suitable looking Bacardi and Coke. Next use the Bacardi and Coke to deactivate the trumpet's Fillet 'o fish. Then you usually finish it off by cleansing your trumpet's wallet with a top-of-the-range hotel. That should solve your problem.
Metabolising my dog is posing a bit of a problem. Do you have any suggestions?
Get your Ryvita out! That should have fixed it.
I can't stop getting planning permission for myself with this awful stir fry!
Whatever you do, don't wrap some cling film round it. You've got to fragment it first.
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