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Whatever you do, don't go to step aerobics with it. You've got to elect it first.

Whatever you do, don't drop dinner over it. You've got to write a poem about it first.

You could always try chasing a brass knob. With any luck it'll draw funny pictures of the mailshot.

This is one solution: Before you do anything else, pull the rug from under your space station's soft underside, and aquire some sort of chisel. Following that, use the chisel to wrap some cling film round the space station's baby's pram. Finish by getting off with your space station's large hump with some kind of cockroach. Try it out, and let us know.

Whatever you do, don't use a can-opener to open it. You've got to hypnotise it first.

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