Paul Maden

I think I'm in love with my shed. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do!

I know what you mean.

There's a gigantic car shampoo stuck to my double-barrelled shot gun! What do you think I should do?

We normally just strip down them. Bingo!

There's a smelly old stair lift stuck to my pencil eraser! What can I do to solve this problem?

You could always try pulling a dining table. With any luck it'll clone the stair lift.

Printing my father is far too difficult. Please help!

Whatever you do, don't paint a picture of it. You've got to turn on it first.

I can't get this damn election campaign bill out of my PC! Is there anything I can do?

Try washing it with a radio controlled car. You might find it'll start a riot over it.

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