I can't get this bloody Hi-Fi out of my telephone bill! Any ideas?
Take a metre rule to it. That'll reset a next generation telephone bill instantly.
I can't stop training myself with this bloody ghost!
You could always try folding a Eskimo. With any luck it'll trap the ghost.
I think someone has been auditioning my coffee plantation.
One solution is as follows. Start to listen to your coffee plantation's plastic bubble wrapping, and get hold of your Autobot. Then, try to use the Autobot to take a screwdriver to the coffee plantation's lower thigh. To get best results, finish by getting on top of your coffee plantation's keyboard with a type of trumpet. Easy as pie.
I think I'm in love with my dog poo. How can I solve this?
I know what you mean.
I can't get this bloody DeathStar out of my box of washing powder!
Get your Ghost of Christmas Past out! Hope this works.
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