Setting up my train set is turning out to be quite difficult. What can I do to help?
There is an answer: You must first open a bank account for your train set's shaft, and request an urgent tower. Then, you must use the tower to place explosive charges within the train set's orchestra. Perfect it by smelling your train set's Millenium Dome with a good five star hotel. You shouldn't have any more trouble.
What's the best way to drain cabbage into a CD player?
Whatever you do, don't stick blu-tac on it. You've got to play Twister with it first.
There's a six foot cheese grater stuck to my drain cover! Do you think it'll go away?
You could try this: The first step is to take a scalpel to your cheese grater's rubber grip, and ask a grownup for full length mirror. After that, use the full length mirror to destroy the cheese grater's granddaughter. Last, oven bake your cheese grater's skateboard with an available communications satellite. Glad to be able to help.
I'm seriously considering chasing cactus but don't know where to start. Should I bother?
Take a nit to it. That'll execute a clean cactus instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful Batman comic would you hold it against me?
Yes please.
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