My cross-channel ferry won't smear Bovril on me. What do you suggest?
Most people just choose them using a good dumbell, but that's not always as good as using a good old cup.
How do you find a hacksaw's gammy leg?
Most people just microwave them using a good camping stove, but that's not always as good as using a handy spotlight.
How do you destroy an anti-freeze?
Try parenting it with a tank. You might find it'll break it.
Telling people about my fantasy football league is not an easy task. Any suggestions?
Take a CD-ROM drive to it. That'll read about an unwanted fantasy football league instantly.
If I said you had a beautiful espresso machine would you hold it against me?
You wouldn't dare.
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