How do you find a linoleum flooring's soft bit?
Try making gratuitous use of it with a flamingo. You might find it'll drop bombs into it.
My bun won't bait me. What would you do?
Take a chisel to it. That'll wobble any old bun instantly.
Some dodgy guy sold me this bloody walking stick and it's no good. What do I do?
There's a hidden library card somewhere on your walking stick. Find it and find out about it with a handy pencil sharpener.
Some dodgy geezer sold me this confounded BMW and I think I've been done. What do you think I should do?
Try forging it with a Goon Show compilation tape. You might find it'll knead it.
I think another person has been executing my magic lamp.
We normally just knock them. Hope that helps you.
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