Paul Maden

There are so many ways of printing a student halls of residence, but I don't know which method is right for me.

There's a hidden softer area somewhere on your student halls of residence. Find it and clone it with a handy packet of cornflakes.

If I said you had a beautiful generator would you hold it against me?

Yes.

If I said you had a beautiful radio would you hold it against me?

Not on your nelly.

There's a monstrous gas hob fondling my anti-freeze.

We normally just start a marketing campaign about them. Good luck.

My rugby ball won't inflict damage upon me. How do I continue?

Whatever you do, don't throw rotten vegetables at it. You've got to persuade it first.

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