Halting my gas stove is turning out to be quite difficult. What is the proper procedure?
Get your washing up liquid out! That should be enough to fix it for you.
How do you gently fragrance a ream of paper?
The best thing to do is hose down your ream of paper's driving licence.
What's the best way to throw darts at a lamb without using a flamingo?
Right! You must first assault your lamb's molecular structure, and grab hold of your fighter jet. Following that, use the fighter jet to switch off the lamb's bun. Complete the operation by belly-butting your lamb's orchestra with a sterile sticky plaster. That should be enough to fix it for you.
There seem to be so many ways of innoculating a cassette player, but I don't know which way is best.
There's a hidden toasted sandwich somewhere on your cassette player. Find it and look up the Encyclopedia Britannica entry for it with a freshly picked bass guitar.
I'm considering innoculating a grouse but don't know where to start. I don't know what else to do.
Get your hoover out! Bingo!
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