Paul Maden

Fancy a new Extremity?

Paul — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:46:56 +0000

Further to the earlier post introducing my new Extremities site, I am now giving consideration to any requests you may have for new extremities to be exposed. So, if you would like to know how far I have been or achieved in any direction or area, and I consider it to be safe for public viewing, [...]

Extremities

Paul — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:43:01 +0000

Another day, another new site to tell you about Created a fun little site documenting various facts and figures on the subject of… yours truly. The aim of the site is to document the unusual, in fact no that’s not strong enough, it’s to document the extreme. “Extremities” will be used to record the furthest [...]

10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD”;

Paul — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 21:58:24 +0000

Are you like me in your thirties, and feel that no matter how hard you try, you can’t keep up with developments in the world of computers and electronic gadgets? Do you long for a return to the simpler days of the 1980’s, when it was not only possible, but recommended to tinker with your computer, [...]

Porn Mode

Paul — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:08:30 +0000

Today I heard about a new feature planned for inclusion in the forthcoming browser IE8… Porn Mode, or InPrivate to give it its official title is a new setting that allows the user to visit sites safe in the knowledge that cookies aren’t being set, nor is the browser history logging the pages being viewed. Microsoft is [...]

The Love-Muff Exchange

Paul — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:54:12 +0000

Another day, another post. What’s the world coming to? Today’s new piece of content is actually a classic piece of plaigiarism rather than my own work. When you were younger did you ever amuse yourself by replacing words in song titles with more risqué equivalents? Of course you did, and it was childish and fun. In fact, truth [...]

Princess Diana Website

Paul — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 21:29:19 +0000

Took the decision today to remove the “Daily Diana” website. The site was intended to be a repository for the countless Princess Diana news headlines featured on the front pages of the Daily Express newspaper. Problem was, back in April of this year, the newspaper took the momentous decision to stop reporting this big news story, a [...]

BusinessSpew Generator

Paul — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:56:15 +0000

Just a quick note about a domain I recently purchased, after what seems like an eternity of biding my time… Way back years ago I stumbled across a site called the Business Spew Generator, a one page website with the sole purpose of generating business buzzword phrases on demand. The page was was written in Javascript [...]

Weight Loss Plan

Paul — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 11:46:34 +0000

Going out with a certain young lady tonight so earlier this week I felt a ceremonial weighing was in order… Zoinks, a whopping 13st 8lb!!! Couple of months back I was around 13st 0lb. Problem was, since then I kind of let myself go, and at the same time gave over the daily weighings. Well, that just won’t [...]

Sell my website?

Paul — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:20:08 +0000

Today I was presented with a most unusual offer, would I be interested in selling my website? Yes, the very site you’re reading right now, paulmaden.com. Ordinarily mail like this gets sent directly to my junk folder, but this one really caught my interest. Not because it pulled any clever tricks to avoid being labelled as spam, [...]

Green Slate Trophies Site Updated

Paul — Sun, 23 Mar 2008 23:48:00 +0000

Just a quick post to say I finally got round to adding some images to the site for my mum’s trophy shop… Green Slate Trophies. After 5 years in the doghouse, this site now proudly boasts what is commonly known as ‘imagery’; more specifically ‘pictures of sporting events’. Just like plumbers with leaky taps (”I’ll fix it [...]